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Do not fold, spindle or mutilate; not responsible for spoilage...may be habit forming, change your oil every 3000 miles... if under 18, must be accompanied by a parent or guardian; not to be consumed if pregnant, consult your physician, may cause irregularity, keep body parts free from moving objects, low headroom, caution...thin ice, no preservatives or artificial coloring, watch your step, may cause drowsiness, not responsible for any damages incurred while present, danger...high voltage, fallen rock zone, speed limit 65 mph, stop dosage if rash appears, just say no, remember...safe sex, slippery when wet, don't eat the yellow snow, flush after using, shut off light before exiting, beware of dog, do not feed the bears, no diving...shallow pool, wait twenty minutes after eating to resume swimming, don't do that...you'll go blind, please don't squeeze the Charmin, elbows must remain off the table, keep off the grass, prolonged useage may cause sterility, keep out of the reach of children, should be taken with liquids, highly flammable, may not be reproduced without the expressed permission of the owner, no smoking, no lewd or lacivious language allowed, quiet...hospital zone, do not pick the flowers, small movable parts may create a choking hazard, anything you say can and will be held against you, no trespassing, post no bills, everything that you do will come back to you, speed kills, separate the whites from the colors, rotate your tires, brush your teeth after every meal, don't drink and drive, big brother is watching and have a nice day!
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