Thanks Bill, for the Memories!

 
From president@whitehouse.gov Mon May 12 00:09:00 1997
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Subject: Quarterly Report
Date: Mon, 12 May 1997 04:09:00 GMT
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Greetings,

        Hillary and I just finished reviewing all of the SPAM that you
posted over the first quarter of '97, and I must say, we were both
quite impressed.  Keep up the good work!

        In spite if your sincere and diligent efforts, however, with
deep regrets we must report that Commerce Department statistics show a
steady decrease in overall Internet usage nationwide; a trend which has
persisted consistently over the past three months.  Though we see many
new and exciting adult web sites coming on line, there has been an
overall net loss of roughly 500 web sites per month nationwide for the
past three months.  Furthermore, the figures show a steady decline
in the total number of Internet users at a rate of nearly 5% per month.

        I guess this means, the party's over.  It sort of reminds me
of the stories of the great gold rushes, where millions came, but only
a handful survived destitute bankruptcy.  From this point on, it may be
only the aggressive, the clever and well-heeled that survive into the
next year or two.

                                        Best of Luck,
                                        Bill



To: president@whitehouse.gov
Re: Quarterly Report
From: slicker@netaxs.com
Message:

Dear Bill,

Thanks for the kind words of encouragement. Good Luck to you, also!!!

Sincerely,

Slicker

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